i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me
everything about this screams fedora
oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god
and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.
And of course all tattoo artists are apparently male
If women did this, men would think us insane. “A woman cut your hair, and I am so jealous it was not my fingers so close to your scalp” “You went through the drive through and your hand was so close to hers when she handed you the bag” “And when your coworker said good day those words got inside your head before mine did”
It’s just so STUPID.
WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE THINK LIKE THIS.
Just a crazy 22 year old red head living in Southern CA, who loves het, slash, fem-slash, non-pairings, and other crap. Call me Bren if you need a name for me.
WARNING: Multi-shipper, Music Lover, Random, wannabe artist/author... also like porn so that might show up occasionally
Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!
DO NOT MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA
NOT FOR CLEANING
NOT FOR ANYTHING
JUST BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH IT AND BREATHING IT IN CAN KILL YOU
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Dog Trainer AU!!! Erik’s a severe and super serious trainer of his beautiful Doberman Hund. And Charles is an overly affectionate trainer and dog rescue owner who has just adopted his Corgi Professor Puppington and unfortunately has spoiled it rotten.
When I say people want to see more diversity in stories, no, I really don’t mean different stories about straight white dudes. I really, really don’t mean that at all. This isn’t about types of stories being told. This is specifically about people. I’m not letting you make this about something else. You are not hijacking this message to make sure we’re still talking about straight white dudes.
REALLY IMPORTANT PSA READ IT OK
From June 28th, Ramadan starts. I, along with my other muslim brothers and sisters, will be fasting.
If you could please tag these things:
- nudity (in any forms)
- similar to the above, sex/nsfw things
thank you sm have a nice day
are any of my followers fasting for Ramadan? because if so just one of you shoot me a message and I’ll tag all these things!
Read it over.
Let those words resonate in your mind.
My roommate just said I remind her of Princess Merida. She just made my day. Thought it will only be for four more minutes. Oh well she’s still awesome anyway.
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.
Have never reblogged something so quick in my goddam life